Archive for January, 2006

They aren’t all evil fucks

Posted by twobs on January 28th, 2006

It seems someone in the music industry has realised suing people isn’t the best way of ‘developing new artists’

“Suing music fans is not the solution, it’s the problem,” stated Terry McBride, C.E.O of Nettwerk Music Group. “Litigation is not ‘artist development.’ Litigation is a deterrent to creativity and passion and it is hurting the business [...]

statistically you’re a retard

Posted by twobs on January 27th, 2006

This i find almost unbelieveable, but it is a sceintific MORI poll, so there must be some kind of accuracy to it. The BBC has researched how many twats there are in Britain, and has discovered that a shockling 52% of British people are dickheads.
yes, only 48% of Brits believe in evolution. The other people [...]

obligotory Arctic Monkeys Post

Posted by twobs on January 26th, 2006

Everyone has a feature about the Arctic monkeys these days, Newsnight and The Today Programme included. So I thought it was about time I got with the program.

I bought the album. The lyrics are brilliant, the music is boring. The Arctic monkeys are overhyped and will be almost forgotten within a year, if they aren’t [...]

How do they do that?

Posted by twobs on January 21st, 2006

After a slightly drunken conversation, and dissapointing Google results, I now MUST know the answer to this question:

How fast can the internet go?
Is there a limit to the speed that i could conceivably download things at?
In the future would I be able to download a full, HD movie instantly and think nothing of it?
Will the [...]

I hope you all get cancer and die

Posted by twobs on January 20th, 2006

I was walking home from my LAST EXAM today (incidentally it went quite badly, but it doesn’t matter because it was the last one!) and I saw something that really disgusted me.

Virgin is offering Cancer Insurance. I find this quite offensive.

Don’t get me wrong, i’m not a massive anti-capitalist anarchist hippy or anything, but this [...]

Buy my stuff!

Posted by twobs on January 12th, 2006

I have an ebay thing where I am selling new CDs.

czech it out!

currently listed is…

Pink Floyd – The Piper At The Gates Of Dawn CD NEW! £4
Autechre – Untilted (CD 2005) NEW! £6
Arab Strap – The Last Romance (CD 2005) NEW! £6
Boards Of Canada- The Campfire Headphase [Digipak] New! £6
Architecture In Helsinki- In Case We [...]

liar liar pants on fire

Posted by twobs on January 10th, 2006

Self proclaimed “Dr H Wang” has admitted today that his wang isn’t actually that big.

Dr H Wang as he liked to call himself announced to the world in May 2004 through the journal Science that he had the largest dick in the world. This lead to an outcry by scientists around the world who claimed [...]

Religion is gash

Posted by twobs on January 10th, 2006

Last night I watched The Root of All Evil? on Channel 4. Its an extreemly critical look at religion and how it is responsible for many of the worlds ills.

I think maybe it is a little unfair to blame everything on religion, but on the whole the programme was very fair. It is about time [...]

Smirking Kills

Posted by twobs on January 6th, 2006

I just discovered from the ‘link-to’ feature in wordpress that handsome Pat is linking to me with his lovely new Smirk Blog. There are only a couple of posts at the moment but its well worth a read. He knows his stuff, as we both share the same dream of being in the music but [...]

R-E-S-P-E-C-T

Posted by twobs on January 6th, 2006

Following my complaints yesterday about the Liberal Democrats loosing credability it seems as though someone else has got so frustrated about having absolutley no credability at all, that he has just given up entirely.

George Galloway is taking some time out from shouting offensively at US Senators and buying oil from Sadam and has decided to [...]