I love the crazy search terms people use, and am amazed how they manage to lead the person to this site, so here is a list of my favorite twobs.co.uk search terms for 2006.

what kind of food does the mars volta eat? – A question i’ve often wondered about myself.
tory wwe – I assume they meant Tory Wilson, they were probably confused when they got a page about David Cameron.
shaven gash – that must be for all the porn I have on this site.
tea please do not add milk to earl grey site .uk – If I type ‘tea and biscuits please’ into Google, will someone bring me some?

and various others where people seem to think I have an MP3 download site. Their computers are probably full of spyware.

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