I’ve had to drink so much PG Tips recently I think I’m becoming numb to how bad it tastes.

PG Tips One Cup is the same old PG Tips taste we all know and loathe, but presented in a handy tampon designed to allow as little diffusion as possible.

The lack of room to move means the [...]

This box of PG Tips Special Brew was one of many filling a reduced shelf in my local Tesco. From the start it doesn’t have all that much going for it.

1. There is a lot of it on the reduced shelf.
2. Its name is reminiscent of tramps favorite, Carlsberg Special Brew.
3. Its PG Tips.

But in [...]

Twinings Everyday Tea is certainly a tea fit for Steven Fry, wether its suitable for his builder as well is debatable. Indeed, it may not even be compleetly suitable for Fry either. In trying to capture a section of the market Twinings thought they were missing out on they seem to have pleased no-one.

Everyday Tea [...]

Tea, apparently, has its own wars of the roses. Although it appears that Yorkshire has won by the popular vote, Lancashire continues to throw its hat into the ring.

Being from Liverpool I should naturally favour Lancashire tea to Yorkshire tea, but it would take a lot to dethronemy beloved Yorkshire Tea.

Lancashire tea has the same [...]

PG Tips is a piss-poor excuse for tea. heaven knows why its so popular because its easilly the worst every-day tea available. Having said that, its not terrible, after all, its still tea. If it was all that was on offer I would still accept it, although I would think twice.

PG Tips use the [...]

This is a review of a book I wrote on Amazon. I Don’t know if they will post it seeing as it implies Oborne wanks over Thatcher (Edit: They did post it, Amazon aren’t afraid of a bit of wanking.), so I posted it here too. I’ve never written a review on Amazon before, but [...]

Redbush, or Rooibos as it now seems very middle class to call it, is a naturally sweet and caffene free tea. The overall taste is very soothing and the lack of caffene makes it perfect for a relaxing evening drink that won’t keep you up.

The aroma smells as sweet as the tea tastes. Its full [...]

Assam is a more ‘standard’ tasting tea, but with the quality blending Twinings gives to all of their teas. This is a brilliant daytime tea, its strong enough to have a classic flavour but not too heavy so as to slow you down. Perfect to relax at the end of a day of work or [...]

Twinings have been the worlds best tea blenders for 300 years this year, and they still produce a huge range of very British teas.

Twinings were the inventors of Earl Grey tea, after Richard Twining was personally asked by 2nd Earl Grey to blend a tea to match a Chineese blend given to the Earl. Twining [...]

Apparently this tea is ‘full of little oo’s’ and if the advert is to be believed causes you to sound like you’ve been given a surprise fucking/scalded your finger each time you take a mouthful.

That hasn’t yet happend for me, but it is one of the more warming teas I have drunk, its a great [...]